Underpants!

[Alfred Balban]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. > From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park. > > The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. > The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.. > > Unable to stand the embarrassment, she
dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. > > On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by watching.
> The AA mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.